EDENSTREE · CH_67 · CHAPTER 67: CURSED OBJECTS
CHAPTER 67

Chapter 67: Cursed Objects

What came out was a cube of dull grey stone the size of a man's fist, with nothing on it, no marks, no seams, no colour.

Venn picked it up in one hand and his gavel in the other, and pressed the two together, and held them.

"Three seconds," he said. "That is all it requires. Three seconds of contact with any object."

He counted it out.

Then he put the gavel down on the rail and held the cube up, and said, conversationally, "The gavel."

The cube was a gavel.

It happened between one word and the next, without light, without noise, without anything at all. There were suddenly two identical gavels, one in his hand and one on the rail, and the room made a sound it had not made yet that day.

"It holds two," Venn said, over the noise, unhurried. He walked to the nearest chair, pressed the gavel-that-was-not-a-gavel against its back for three seconds, and then said, "The chair," and was holding a chair, and set it down, and stepped away from it. "Two objects at a time. Record a third and the first is gone, the oldest goes out to make room. It cannot copy anything living, it cannot copy anything larger than itself by very much, and it produces the shape and the substance and nothing else. A recorded lantern will not light."

He walked back and said, "The cube," and put a fist-sized block of grey stone down on the rail.

"Opening at two thousand. Increment one thousand."

The bidding was strange, and Zaid understood why: nobody in the room had any idea what it was worth. Four thousand, five, six. Seven from Ferrant, tentatively. Eight from a paddle near the front. Nine. Ten from Verdan, who had not intended to bid and did it anyway, because he had been sitting on his hands for eleven minutes and could not stand it.

"Ten thousand, with twelve. Do I—"

"Twenty-five thousand."

Venn stopped.

It was not a pause for effect. He genuinely stopped, and looked at the middle of the hall, and Zaid saw the man's pen hand come off the rail.

"Number Forty-one, would you repeat that."

"Twenty-five thousand," the Lumian said, pleasantly. "Sovereigns. I'm sorry, was that not the increment?"

The laugh that went round the room was uncertain, and it died fast.

"Twenty-five thousand from forty-one." Venn looked along the front rows, and along the middle, and nobody moved. "Twenty-five. Fair warning at twenty-five thousand."

Hammer.

Nobody applauded that one. A great many people looked at each other.

Zaid was looking at the man, and thinking about it, and finding that it did not sit right and not being able to say why.

He didn't bid up to it. He didn't fight anyone for it. He ended it. He paid fifteen thousand more than he had to, to make sure nobody had time to think about it for one more minute.


LOT FOUR

"Lot four. Sun and moon rings, Grade B."

They brought them out on a single cloth and Zaid's chest went tight and stayed tight.

Zaid almost stood up, they were exactly as he remembered them. Two heavy bands of dark metal, each one wide enough to swallow a forearm to the elbow, one of them with the sculptures themed around the sun, the other around the moon.

"Provenance is southern, and excellent," Venn said. "Two hundred and six years in one family's keeping, unused, undisplayed. They awakened with the rest, nine and a half months ago."

He picked one up, and it took him both hands.

"They store force." He set it back down, and struck it once, hard, with the flat of his gavel, and there was no ring, no note, nothing. The sound went into the metal and did not come out. "Whatever is put into them stays in them. It can be released. The crown's examiners have measured it and the return is honest, what goes in comes out, near enough, at a time of the wearer's choosing."

He looked at the room and the room looked back with no interest whatsoever.

"Grade B," Venn said, and to his credit he did not oversell it. "They do not sharpen, they do not shield, they do not burn. They will not make a weak man strong. They hold what they are given."

"So it's a bucket," somebody said, from the fourth row.

"It is, my lord," Venn said. "It is an extremely well-made bucket."

The laughter was genuine and it went on a bit, and Zaid sat in the middle of it with his hands flat on his knees.

"Opening at five thousand sovereigns. The increment is one thousand."

Nothing.

"Five thousand, my lords. Two rings, two centuries, one family."

A paddle near the back, hesitantly. "Six thousand."

"Thank you. More?"

Nothing.

Venn waited. He was good, and he worked it — he talked about the southern coast, and about the metal, and about how few things in the world had been kept for two hundred years by anybody for any reason. He got eight thousand out of a man in the second row.

"Eight. Do I have ten."

Nothing.

Zaid's hands were still flat on his knees. There were nine coppers in his coat and a sealed paper with his father's wax on it and no possible arrangement of those two things that ended with him raising a paddle.

"My lords, I must tell you that this lot carries a reserve, and we are beneath it." Venn set the gavel down. "I am obliged to say that if we do not reach it these will be withdrawn and returned to the vault unsold. Eight. Do I have ten anywhere in this room."

Nothing.

"Then I am afraid—"

"Ten thousand."

The room turned again, and this time there was a noise in it, because it was the third time that morning.

Venn picked the gavel back up.

"Ten thousand," he said, "from forty-one."

The Lumian was already half turned in his seat, addressing the rows behind him rather than the block, with his paddle held up loosely and an expression of pure amiable self-mockery.

"You must forgive me," he said, to the room in general. "I have a weakness for things that nobody wants. I have four houses full of them and my wife has stopped speaking to me about it." He gestured at the cloth on the block.

They liked that. They liked it enormously. A woman two rows in front of Zaid actually applauded.

"Ten thousand," Venn said. "Fair warning at ten thousand."

Hammer.

Zaid did not hear the rest of what Venn said, or the number of the next lot, or the man beside him asking whether the hall broke for anything at midday.

He sat very still in a seat his father had bought, fifteen rows back, and looked at a grey-templed stranger being congratulated by four hundred of the richest people in the world for his charming and eccentric generosity.

Zaid put the face away where he kept things he was going to need, and did not take his eyes off the man for the rest of the morning.


LOT FIVE

"Lot five," Venn said.

The curtain was still unopened when Lumian stood up.

Unhurried, he walked towards the exit, the girl following him two steps behind.

Alphonse Graves found himself thinking.

Well, those two bids cost him a fortune. Is he out of money? Or perhaps he is satisfied with what he got?

But something didn't add up in Alphonse's mind. Why would Lumian leave? If I were him I would stay to see everything that is yet to be presented. Out of curiosity at least.

Lot five was a deep blue Eldritch heart, oval rather than circular.

"A lindworm," Venn said. "Gold tier. An ancient Eldritch beast killed in the fifth epoch, held four hundred and fifty years by a woman in the northern city of Tsanta. They decided to sell it after she was assassinated by a cursed human five months ago. He left the heart where it lay."

"Why not devour it himself?" seat number twenty-one asked.

"That I don't know, but he might have a different moral code than the rest."

He turned the case.

Paddle twelve went up at the opening number.

It ran to nineteen thousand, and Verdan took it, and this time when the hammer came down he did not stand up. He raised one hand about as high as his shoulder and put it down again.

Evelyn ran the numbers again, and couldn't understand the reasoning behind them.

A grey stone box that copies a chair. Twenty-five thousand.

A heart that makes a man immortal. Nineteen.

She put it away and went back to watching the door, and did not stop thinking about it.


LOT SIX

"Lot six. Cursed object. Malevolent Spine, Grade B."

The curtain went back on a stand, and on top of it was the object: a spine that seemed torn out of the body of a human.

The room went quiet immediately.

"You set this against any object. A chair, a door, a cart—" He stopped for a second. "Even a corpse. Hold it there, and within ten seconds it opens and shoots blood vessels into the object, and what you get afterward is an animal that used to be an object. It moves. It decides. It can be commanded by whoever set the spine. A monstrosity made to destroy and devour."

Somebody in the front rows asked, "Devour what?"

"Blood, it eats blood," Venn said. "It takes nothing else. Only blood, and it needs it often."

No one answered him. Venn waited, and then went on with the explanation, pulling a piece of paper out of his pocket.

"And if not given any, it will find some by itself. The examiners' report is written here and I will read you the last line of it, because I think it is the only honest way to sell this thing. In every trial conducted, when deprived, the specimen ceased to obey the holder and moved toward the nearest living body. In one of six trials, that body was the holder."

The room started murmuring.

"Opening at six thousand. Increment one thousand."

"No one is going to buy this. It's suicide. The bid will die," Evelyn said to Alphonse.

"I wouldn't be so sure," Alphonse responded.

The bid did not die. It went up into fire — six, eight, twelve, nineteen — and it wasn't only the paddles at the front. Even smaller houses were going all in for this.

House Karrow from the north took it at twenty-seven thousand.

Venn's clerk wrote the name into the register, and the stand went back through the curtain.


LOT SEVEN

10:56 — THE AUCTION FLOOR

"Lot seven," Venn said.

The curtain did not move.

It is difficult to say exactly how long it took the room to notice.

"Well, ladies and gentlemen. About the previous lot, the Malevolent Spine. I am surprised you went all in for it."

He turned to the House Karrow member who had bought it.

"How do you plan to use the spine?"

"On my wife's body." He said it to the room rather than to Venn. "She has been in the ground eleven months. We will put the spine to her, and when she is up we will give her an Eldritch heart, and we will see whether any of her comes back."

Nobody said anything.

"It has never been done," Venn said carefully.

"No."

"I am obliged to tell the room that the crown's examiners make no claim about it whatsoever."

"I know what the crown claims." He sat down. "I'll write and tell you."

The room started murmuring, and Venn kept the conversation going, just to stall a little longer.

But the room started finally noticing.

Where is the next lot.

Then he said it a second time. "Lot seven, my lords."

He looked at the curtain, and nothing came out.

Eyes started drifting everywhere, and finally to where Malthane stood.

He had not moved since the auction started. Now, he finally did.

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